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#1 outlander

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Posted 15 September 2014 - 12:39 PM

Maaf kalau repost sekedar berbagi tawa newbie ngak nolak pemberian semngat

setres "Cerito wong SUROBOYO
pojokan telpon mesen KFC "
TelfonPertama#
Paimo : halloo...Kaepsi?
KFC : iya, ada yg bisa saya bantu?
Paimo : ayame jik onok
gak?
KFC : oh ada...
Paimo : njajal gowoen
mrene, ayok di du ambek
pithek'ku...
KFC : Jancookk koen langsung nutup telpon#
Telfon Kedua#
Sardi : hallooo...kaepsi?
KFC : iya...
Sardi : delivery order?
KFC : iya...
Sardi : 24jam?
KFC : iya...
Sardi : Oooh guendenggg...,
koen gak tau turu yo???
KFC : Lambemu bosok Cookkk.
# Telfon Ketiga#
Tarjo : hallooo...kaepsi?
KFC : iya...
Tarjo : ayam onok?
KFC : ada...
Tarjo : sego?
KFC : ada...
Tarjo : es krim?
KFC : ada...
Tarjo : burger.. burger ?
KFC : ada! banyak! komplit!!
(ambek mrengut...)
Tarjo : jik onok kabeh??? gak
payu a???
KFC : Matamu Suwek Cokk. (҂ `з´ ).
︻╦̵̵̿╤──(°▽|°||l)
#Telfon Keempat#
imin : hallooo.. Kaepsi?
KFC : koen koncoe arek2
sing mau telp tahh..kate lapo
koen ???
imin : hee..., aku kate pesen
cokkk, yo wis gak sido nek
ngunu...
KFC : oh iya, maaf...! mau
pesen apa?
imin : tahu campur siji...,
ambek lontong balap'e siji.
KFC : guoblokkk temen se
koen Cook..!!! \(#`⌂´)/┌┛*(☆,✗)
#Telfon Kelima#
Supadi : hallooo..kaepsi??
KFC : mesti koen iki koncoe
arek2 gendeng sing mau
telpan telpon..., kate lapo maneh iki???
Erik : kate pesen ayam
cok!!! mosok pesen
semen?!?!?!
KFC : oh iya! apa lagi,ojok
sangar2 biasa ae Cak ?
Erik : ayam karo sego!!!
tapi mbungkuse engkok
dipisah yo?! nek di dadekno siji
engkok sego'ne di cucuk'i ambek
pithek'e cak...
KFC : woooi woooiii..wong
gendeng...
matamu suwek'taahh....
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#2 sinyoambon

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Posted 29 September 2014 - 06:36 PM

Bagusnya Kalo di indonesiain...biar kalo ada yang ingin ikutan baca..dan bukan orang jawa..mungkin bisa mengerti..tetap semangat


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#3 kunamjoss

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Posted 24 October 2014 - 01:52 PM

Saya bantu artikan..
Cerito orang SUROBOYO
pojokan telpon mesen KFC "
TelfonPertama#
Paimo : halloo...Kaepsi?
KFC : iya, ada yg bisa saya bantu?
Paimo : ayamnya masi ada gak?
KFC : oh ada...
Paimo : coba bawa ke sini, ayo di adu sama ayam ku..!!
KFC : Bangsat kamuu!! langsung nutup telpon#
Telfon Kedua#
Sardi : hallooo...kaepsi?
KFC : iya...
Sardi : delivery order?
KFC : iya...
Sardi : 24jam?
KFC : iya...
Sardi : Oooh giilaa...,km gak tdr blas yo??
KFC : mulutmu bosok Cookkk.
# Telfon Ketiga#
Tarjo : hallooo...kaepsi?
KFC : iya...
Tarjo : ayam masih ada?
KFC : ada...
Tarjo : nasi?
KFC : ada...
Tarjo : es krim?
KFC : ada...
Tarjo : burger.. burger ?
KFC : ada! banyak! komplit!!
(Sama emosi...)
Tarjo : masih ada semua??? gak laku t??
KFC : Matamu Sobek Cokk. (҂ `з´ ).
︻╦̵̵̿╤──(°▽|°||l)
#Telfon Keempat#
imin : hallooo.. Kaepsi?
KFC : km temane anak2 yg td telp tahh..mau ngapain km ???
imin : hee..., aku mau pesen
cokkk, y uda gak jadi kalo gt...
KFC : oh iya, maaf...! mau
pesen apa?
imin : tahu campur satu..., sama lontong balapnya satu.
KFC : guoblokkk bener se
km itu Cook..!!! \(#`⌂´)/┌┛*(☆,✗)
#Telfon Kelima#
Supadi : hallooo..kaepsi??
KFC : mesti km ini temennya anak2 gila yg td telpan telpon..mau apa lg kamu???
Erik : mau pesen ayam bangsat !! Masa pesen kamu !?!?!
KFC : oh iya! apa lagi,jangan
sangar2 biasa aja Cak ?
Erik : ayam sama nasi!!! Tapi mbungkusnya nanti
dipisah y?! Kalo d jadijan satu nanti nasinya di makan sama ayamnya mas...
KFC : woooi woooiii..orang
gila...
matamu sobek 'taahh....
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#4 bangjuan

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Posted 18 November 2014 - 11:02 AM

hahaha.... jancookkkk.... bikin ane ga konsen di kantor



#5 kimpur

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Posted 31 January 2015 - 10:44 AM

Hahahaha. Asyuuuuuu.

#6 belokiri

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Posted 01 February 2015 - 02:45 AM

ahhhaaaa bajindul



#7 DirtyBoys

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Posted 08 February 2015 - 11:02 AM

Kwkwkw tahekk bener jahilnya , nice joke suhu.

#8 djoko-lendir

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Posted 13 February 2015 - 10:55 PM

Kwkwkwwwk....

#9 barang.kuno

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Posted 08 March 2015 - 12:54 PM

asu asu, kepinggel moco ne..

#10 luwe

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Posted 25 March 2015 - 08:51 PM

hihihihihi...supadi koplak



#11 werkudoro

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Posted 09 May 2015 - 07:33 PM

Telek iki jancookkk asu ra waras hahaha sing garap ra waras sing boco juga yo rawas..

#12 Co_Casanova

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Posted 17 May 2015 - 09:13 AM

Bentar saya ngakak dulu ya mas broo Hahahahhaa :D :D

Kalau saya jadi karyawan penerima telpon itu sudah saya banting telponnya. Bikin emosi tingkat dewa.


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#13 icrut

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Posted 27 July 2015 - 06:57 AM

Wkwkwkwk.... Jos markojos beroh..
Ijin copas yah..tq.

#14 kucing belang

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Posted 13 September 2015 - 11:06 PM

Suroboyoan ga enek matine...

#15 banditofsex

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Posted 30 September 2015 - 12:51 AM

Newbie ijin repost lagi ya, hu. Aseli ini buat ngakak.
nice share suhu

#16 madu81

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Posted 19 December 2015 - 01:24 PM

mnataaabasli ane ngakak abis sampai wife ane terheran2

#17 Re8el

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Posted 01 January 2016 - 08:33 AM

wkwkwkwkw ngaqaq

#18 mashut

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Posted 20 January 2016 - 01:18 PM

wkwkwkwkkwkwkwkwkkwkw ngakak abbis ampe tumpah air mataku cak wkwkwkwkkw
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#19 vino150509

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Posted 21 January 2016 - 08:15 PM

Asli ngakak gw....

#20 deriz

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Posted 19 May 2016 - 09:52 PM

Bikin emosi wae sing arep tuku  : FIRE :  : FIRE :